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Interface problem

Their relationship, once in the pink…
Lots of sex, all it took was a wink…
They still rooted, and stuff,
But it wasn’t enough;
They just sort of, like, felt out of sync.

Author adminPosted on May 24, 2013June 11, 2020Categories PGTags interface, limerick, out of sync, pink, rooted, wink

Turkish delight

They call Fatima “Turkish delight”;
Soft, brown skin, pink inside, sweet to bite!
Tasting, smelling of roses.
Sniff! Lick, as she dozes!
A thousand nights fucked, and still tight!

Author adminPosted on April 20, 2013June 11, 2020Categories PGTags bite, fucked, lick, limerick, pink, sniff, tight, Turkish, Turkish delight

Epicurean curiosity

Woman’s clitoris, delicate, tiny,
Concealed, pink, pearly and shiny,
Peruse not in haste;
One should savour the taste,
Strangely sweet to the tongue, and yet briny!

Author adminPosted on March 11, 2013June 11, 2020Categories AOTags clitoris, cunnilingus, epicurean, limerick, pink, taste, tongue

Close encounter of the first kind

It was moist, pink, off-putting a bit,
Like a plump fig, so ripe it had split.
It was dripping with juice,
But what possible use?
Taste it? Poke it? His finger might fit.

Author petePosted on July 10, 2012June 11, 2020Categories AOTags fig, finger, juice, limerick, moist, pink, poke

Sugar-mummy 2

“Come to bed, my sweet boy!” she cajoled,
Her voice husky and barely controlled.
“I’m no blushing young bride,
But we’re all pink inside!
Be a good lad, and do what you’re told!”

Author petePosted on June 4, 2012June 11, 2020Categories AOTags blushing, boy, bride, husky, limerick, older woman, pink

The trap

It was pink, its mouth drooled, it was hairy,
Quite gross, and decidedly scary!
Her titties were nice,
But were meant to entice
Boys like him, who were young and unwary!

Author petePosted on February 13, 2012June 11, 2020Categories PGTags hairy, limerick, pink, pubic hair, titties, vagina

Self-discovery

She explored her moist pink indentation,
And found she enjoyed the sensation
Of something inside her.
She spread herself wider;
This marvellous thing, masturbation!

Author petePosted on January 28, 2012June 11, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, masturbation, pink, spread

At the doctor

With her heart in her mouth she disrobes;
His cold hands press and squeeze her pink globes,
Then he shines a bright light
On her pussy, clenched tight,
Where his rubber-gloved finger now probes!

Author petePosted on October 7, 2011June 11, 2020Categories PGTags doctor, finger, globes, limerick, pink, probe, pussy, rubber

Starlight

The stars were romantic and twinkly;
His penis grew less and less wrinkly.
Her breasts hovered, white,
Like twin moons in the night,
And her labia winked at him pinkly.

Author petePosted on August 3, 2011May 11, 2020Categories AOTags breasts, labia, limerick, penis, pink

Colour code

When a woman wears something see-through,
You can watch how her skin changes hue;
Pink or white, say, at rest,
Flushing red when caressed,
When she’s cold, shades of purple and blue.

Author adminPosted on June 9, 2011April 28, 2020Categories PGTags caress, flushing, limerick, pink, see-through, skin

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