Skip to content

Pete's Limericks

World's largest collection of original limericks

Pete's Limericks

Tag: panties

Staple in her navel

She was beautiful, red-cheeked and fresh,
Wearing panties, bra, stockings of mesh;
He imagined what he
Would be doing were she
Not a photo, but there in the flesh!

Author adminPosted on April 11, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags bra, flesh, limerick, mesh stockings, panties, pin-up

Al fresco 1

She starts giggling; he comes and withdraws.
“Hush!” he says, (which she laughs and ignores),
“What if somebody sees?”
She grins, (panties round knees),
“That’s the whole point of fucking outdoors!”

Author adminPosted on April 7, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags Comes, exhibitionism, fucking outdoors, limerick, outdoor sex, panties, withdrawal

Weeping and gnashing of teeth

He’d seduce girls, then leave while they slept,
Couldn’t bear to be there when they wept,
For lost love, for divorce,
And their panties, of course…
Which he put in his pocket and kept.

Author petePosted on July 12, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags fetish, limerick, panties

The value of manners

She’d been slowly, politely denuded,
Her panties and bra too included;
Spreadeagled, she lay,
With those parts on display,
Where no man, before him, had intruded.

Author petePosted on June 16, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags bra, first time, limerick, panties, spreadeagled, virgin

Cheap thrills

She enjoyed the mad thrill of a quickie,
Wore proudly a scratch, bruise or hickey,
Liked watching them sniff,
When their nose caught a whiff
Of her panties, still fragrant and sticky!

Author petePosted on March 16, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags hickey, limerick, panties, quickie

High fashion

Denim shorts cut alarmingly high…
Panties glimpsed through the half-open fly…
The crotch frayed to a thread…
It could never be said
The young hussy who wore them was shy!

Author petePosted on March 14, 2012August 9, 2020Categories PGTags crotch, fly, limerick, panties, shy

Don't look now

She bent down, as if pulling her sock up;
He glanced round, then lifted her frock up.
His fly was unzipped,
Her thin panties were ripped;
It was done! What mad fun! What a cock-up!

Author petePosted on November 19, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags cock, cock-up, fly, limerick, panties, unzipped

No VPL

“Are your panties silk, lacy, white cotton?”
“Excuse me!  You’re perfectly rotten!
How dare you ask that!”
“Well, your skirt seemed so flat,
I suspected they’d been quite forgotten.”

Author petePosted on November 10, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags lace, limerick, no panties, panties, silk

Compatible

They discussed body-art and film noir,
Retro-chic and soft porn and Degas;
Then they drank more tequila,
And by Pancho Villa,
She’d stripped to her panties and bra.

Author petePosted on November 2, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags body art, bra, limerick, panties, porn, stripped, tequila

Sweater girl

She felt sexy, dressed in her tight sweater;
Not wearing a bra made it better!
When men turned to stare,
Had she chosen to wear
Any panties, they’d now be much wetter!

Author petePosted on October 15, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags bra, limerick, no bra, no panties, panties, wet, wet panties

Posts pagination

Previous page Page 1 … Page 5 Page 6 Page 7 Next page

Search

Recent Posts

  • The unbearable wetness of being
  • Oral immoral
  • Uncertainty
  • Would V could
  • Not up to scratch

Recent Comments

    Archives

    • February 2026
    • January 2026
    • December 2025
    • November 2025
    • October 2025
    • September 2025
    • July 2025
    • June 2025
    • May 2025
    • April 2025
    • March 2025
    • February 2025
    • January 2025
    • December 2024
    • November 2024
    • October 2024
    • September 2024
    • August 2024
    • July 2024
    • June 2024
    • May 2024
    • March 2024
    • February 2024
    • October 2023
    • September 2023
    • July 2023
    • March 2023
    • February 2023
    • January 2023
    • May 2022
    • March 2022
    • February 2022
    • December 2021
    • November 2021
    • October 2021
    • September 2021
    • August 2021
    • July 2021
    • June 2021
    • May 2021
    • April 2021
    • March 2021
    • February 2021
    • January 2021
    • December 2020
    • November 2020
    • October 2020
    • September 2020
    • August 2020
    • July 2020
    • June 2020
    • May 2020
    • April 2020
    • March 2020
    • February 2020
    • January 2020
    • December 2019
    • October 2019
    • September 2019
    • August 2019
    • July 2019
    • June 2019
    • May 2019
    • April 2019
    • December 2018
    • November 2018
    • October 2018
    • September 2018
    • August 2018
    • July 2018
    • June 2018
    • May 2018
    • April 2018
    • March 2018
    • February 2018
    • January 2018
    • December 2017
    • June 2017
    • May 2017
    • April 2017
    • March 2017
    • February 2017
    • January 2017
    • December 2016
    • November 2016
    • October 2016
    • September 2016
    • June 2016
    • May 2016
    • April 2016
    • March 2016
    • February 2016
    • January 2016
    • December 2015
    • November 2015
    • October 2015
    • September 2015
    • August 2015
    • July 2015
    • June 2015
    • May 2015
    • April 2015
    • March 2015
    • February 2015
    • January 2015
    • December 2014
    • November 2014
    • October 2014
    • September 2014
    • August 2014
    • July 2014
    • June 2014
    • May 2014
    • April 2014
    • March 2014
    • February 2014
    • January 2014
    • December 2013
    • November 2013
    • October 2013
    • September 2013
    • August 2013
    • July 2013
    • June 2013
    • May 2013
    • April 2013
    • March 2013
    • February 2013
    • August 2012
    • July 2012
    • June 2012
    • May 2012
    • April 2012
    • March 2012
    • February 2012
    • January 2012
    • December 2011
    • November 2011
    • October 2011
    • September 2011
    • August 2011
    • July 2011
    • June 2011
    • May 2011
    • April 2011
    • March 2011
    • February 2011
    • January 2011

    Categories

    • AO
    • G
    • PG
    • Uncategorized
    • X

    Meta

    • Log in
    • Entries feed
    • Comments feed
    • WordPress.org
    Pete's Limericks Proudly powered by WordPress