Toast

In her sequined diaphanous gown,
Lady Pugh was the toast of the town,
But the butt of the jokes
Of those same fickle folks,
When she sneezed, and her panties fell down!

Touch

A young fellow who does what he pleases
Treats lightly the social diseases:
He doesn’t mind much
About physical touch
But he handles girls’ panties with tweezers.

First date

Push-up bra, panties scraps of white lace,
She’ll at least let him get to first base,
Maybe feel her tits…
Pussy damp, where she sits,
She thinks “Yeah, fuck me too… watch this space!”

Theatrics

All this sniffling and snuffling and bawling.
The damn woman’s missed her damn calling!
She should be on stage!
At least act her damn age,
Get her panties off, quit the damn stalling!