Are the pleasures of vicars vicarious?
Orgies just being gregarious?
Anal? Deep throat,
If it rocks peoples’ boat…
Aren’t the joys of sex many and various!
Tag: orgy
Able bodied
The all-girl crew the captain recruited
Just worked off and on, when it suited,
But still, one and all,
Neither minded a squall,
Nor at night taking turns to be rooted.
Life’s little pleasures
He daydreamed of pleasures bucolic,
A naked Arcadian frolic,
Girls ripe to be screwed,
Music, laughter, good food,
Wine and ale, all things alcoholic.
Plenty
All these girls! What a damn cornucopia!
Nude! It’s a teen boy’s utopia!
Rubbing his cock,
Like he’s some kind of jock,
In the spa, getting harder and soapier!
Party games
So… she said, darling, how shall it be?
Fuck her first, while I watch, then fuck me?
Fuck us both, both at once,
Playing musical cunts?
Who’ll come first? Let’s just suck it and see!
Changing horses midstream
The two sisters liked fucking on top.
Pretty soon, one said “Y’all wanna swap?
He ain’t cum in me yet,
But he might soon, I bet,
So let’s switch, while there ain’t too much slop!”
Anthropology 201
Anthropologists often describe
Potent liquors young women imbibe,
Then go into a frenzy,
[Op. cit. F.McKenzie],
“An fuckim all man bilong tribe.”
Unfair competition
In a glade in a forest, a dryad,
A young human girl and a naiad
Made love to a satyr;
The girl told me later
He did it much better than I had!
Bewitched
Naked witches astride phallic brooms,
Profane rites, desecration of tombs,
Orgies, mating with beasts,
Virgin sacrifice, feasts;
It must all be quite fun, one assumes!
Sabbath morn
Waking sticky and damp, a bit hazy,
She thought “Wow! Last night was just crazy!
Five guys! Maybe more!
Well, no wonder I’m sore!
I’m a slut, maybe. Yeah, but not lazy!”