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Forethought

She’d hoped not, but the poor girl was caught,
Since her skirt was a hand’s-breadth too short.
She’d thought “Who’d know, or care
About no underwear?
If I wear it or not?” Well, she ought!

Author adminPosted on June 4, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, no panties, no underwear, short skirt, underwear

Mission accomplished

She was drunk, half-undressed, a bit groggy,
And horny! Her panties were soggy!
Then they too were gone,
And  a bit later on
She was rooted, it seems, though it’s foggy.

Author adminPosted on April 26, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags drunk, horny, limerick, no panties, panties, rooted

Warm panties

She returned from the Ladies, as planned,
Slipped her warm panties into his hand,
Whispered “Have a nice sniff!
I was wondering if
We might go back to my place now… and …!”

Author adminPosted on April 16, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, no panties, panties, seduction, sniff, warm panties

Lady Godiva

The lad stared at nude Lady Godiva.
“She ain’t got no knickers on, neiver!”
He muttered, in shock,
As he tugged at his cock,
Moistened somewhat with gobs of saliva.

Author adminPosted on March 11, 2013June 21, 2024Categories AOTags cock, knickers, Lady Godiva, limerick, masturbation, no knickers, no panties, nude, saliva

The indirect approach

She was knickerless, naked essentially,
Ripe to be rooted, potentially;
One of the chaps
On the dance floor, perhaps ……
She was, too, although only tangentially.

Author adminPosted on March 1, 2013June 21, 2024Categories AOTags geometry, knickerless, knickers, limerick, naked, no panties, rooted, tangent

It's a chill wind

As he hitched up her skirt hem, she laughed,
“Oh! My goodness! A sudden cold draft!”
The breeze ruffled the hair
On her never-mind-where,
Which he parted forthwith, with his shaft!

Author petePosted on June 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, no panties, pubic hair, skirt

No VPL

“Are your panties silk, lacy, white cotton?”
“Excuse me!  You’re perfectly rotten!
How dare you ask that!”
“Well, your skirt seemed so flat,
I suspected they’d been quite forgotten.”

Author petePosted on November 10, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags lace, limerick, no panties, panties, silk

Sweater girl

She felt sexy, dressed in her tight sweater;
Not wearing a bra made it better!
When men turned to stare,
Had she chosen to wear
Any panties, they’d now be much wetter!

Author petePosted on October 15, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags bra, limerick, no bra, no panties, panties, wet, wet panties

Frilly knickers

A lascivious lady called Lilly
Wears knickers outrageous and frilly,
But only wears these
When it’s cold and the breeze
Swirling under her skirt is too chilly.

Author adminPosted on April 7, 2011April 15, 2020Categories PGTags knickers, lascivious, limerick, no panties

Blind Freddie

A young woman, who scorned underwear,
Said “I like a cool breeze under there,
And I shave off the hair,
And bend over a chair,
So Blind Freddie can fuck me, not wonder where!”

Author adminPosted on February 3, 2011April 5, 2020Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, no panties, pubic hair, shaved, underwear

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