The young cabin-girl, Jenkins was caught
Being spliced, her tits listing to port,
One afore, one astern,
In… out, stroking in turn,
Meanwhile sucking the purser, athwart!
Tag: nautical limerick
Catch of the day
A young mermaid, a nice tasty morsel,
From poop deck to fo’c’sle to fores’l!
A strange fish they’d caught.
The crew, after some thought,
Fucked her pectoral, ventral and dorsal!
Splashing in the bilges
The ship’s cook loves a root, and to earn
A few bucks, the crew fuck her in turn;
A quick brush of the lips,
Then it’s stowed amidships,
Mostly fore, till it’s sore, then astern!