Bodice-rippers, soft-porn, girlie fiction,
Fall down in their squeamish depiction
Of actual screwing…
Whatever they’re doing
Lacks mucus, and spitting, and friction.
Tag: mucus
Going with the flow
Their wild foreplay, at times, comes to blows,
She grows frenzied, her love-mucus flows,
Her sex, swollen and slick
On his rampaging prick:
It’s the way women are, I suppose.
Evolution of sex
Human women’s soft rumps have no tails;
Their twitching, though, still attracts males.
Their cunts smell of musk,
And, like any mollusc,
They leave silvery, slippery trails.