Even naked, the man had panache,
Cock upstanding, his bristling moustache…
Should she say, to be blunt,
That it tickled her cunt?
It might be, although true, a bit harsh.
Tag: moustache
The low moral ground
“God! You smell like low tide in a marsh!”
She exclaimed, which he thought a bit harsh.
“Wash or shave, you choose which;
You’ve been fucking some bitch,
And her cunt’s still all through your moustache!”