The young mermaid said “What? Me a manatee?
Silly damn humans. Insanity!
Gives me the shits!
Does a dugong have tits?
What the fuck? Please excuse my profanity.”
Tag: mermaid
Throw her back
A young mermaid, washed up in the kelp…
A sly cove heard her seal-like yelp…
Though he searched, back and front,
For some sort of a cunt…
“Can you talk?” he asked. “Can’t you damn help?”
Catch of the day
A young mermaid, a nice tasty morsel,
From poop deck to fo’c’sle to fores’l!
A strange fish they’d caught.
The crew, after some thought,
Fucked her pectoral, ventral and dorsal!
Siren
Sexy siren, some wild mermaid’s daughter!
She asked, gave no sexual quarter,
Strong men came and went,
Awe-struck, wasted and spent.
God! This woman could fuck underwater!
A curious dish
That there mermaid’s a curious dish,
A strange creature, half woman, half fish.
From the tail to hips,
You could eat her with chips,
From there up, do rude things, if you wish!