Married, kids and a mortgage, I’m guessing,
She thought to herself, while undressing.
He loves me, of course,
But enough to divorce?
Being beautiful’s such a mixed blessing!
Tag: married
Unharried
He suspected that, though she was married,
From hints that her words and voice carried,
He’d root her somehow,
Notwithstanding that now
All his amorous sallies were parried.
The strain in Spain
Girls are married or virgin in Spain:
How do young Spanish couples abstain?
When they go on a date,
Do they both masturbate?
It must all be a terrible strain!