“Love and marriage, so terribly kitsch!”
She said. “Look, you can call me a bitch,
But I’ll just try my luck,
Till I find World’s Best Fuck…
Who might hopefully, also be rich!”
Tag: marriage
Gone fishin
Does she love him? Nah! Not even fond.
There must be bigger fish in the pond!
Yeah, to tell the damn truth,
She’s just wasting her youth…
Trash his car. Take her jewels. Abscond!
Enough
“We’ll get married one day”… the old lie,
She thought, wiping herself, with a sigh.
Still, the sex was okay…
Quite enough, in a way…
And he loved her, he said… pigs might fly!
The ring thing
They were sort of engaged, more or less,
As he said, with his hand up her dress,
But she’d keep saying no…
It was no ring, no go.
Once she’d got it, she might acquiesce.
Alles in ordnung
Spare a thought for the poor German Frau…
When he wants her, he wants her right now!
On her knees on the floor,
Up against the front door…
Then it’s back to her cleaning, poor cow.
The perfect wife
A young woman of great grace and beauty,
Whenever he wanted a root, he
Just fucked his poor wife…
Which might seem a sad life,
But she thought it her conjugal duty.
A single girl
They’re both handsome, and nice guys, she sighed,
Both terrific in bed too,besides,
And both single and rich…
She should choose one… but which?
Marry one and fuck one on the side?
For better, for worse
Her drunk husband, with whom she’d grown bored,
Lay beside her and farted and snored.
She was tempted to leave him,
Cuckold him, deceive him…
A dream she was moving toward.
Cohabitation
Being married, man.. God! Fucking bliss!
Wake up hard, fuck the wife, take a piss.
Home for lunch, a quick screw…
Wants it after work too!
Does it get any better than this?
Common sense
“Look”, he said. “Darling don’t take offence…
It just comes down to dollars and cents.
Better just to fuck whores,
And not marry, because
Children, schooling… All needless expense!”