His wife, normally timid and placid,
Quite suddenly turned rather acid…
“Fuck’s sake! You damn wimp!
Your cock’s always half limp,
And tonight it’s completely damn flaccid!”
Tag: limp dick
Pedestrian
Being limp-dicked, ashamed and remorseful,
But, nonetheless, rather resourceful,
He finished the screw
With the toe of her shoe,
Though he need not have been quite so forceful!
Maybe some other time
He might be, as the girl said, a wimp,
But the sight of her sinister pimp,
Though he’d fancied a root,
(God! The size of the brute!)
Left him shaking all over and limp.