My sweet mistress, the lovely Miss Millie,
Declared I was perfectly silly
To loosely refer
To what wasn’t, to her,
Even nice, as “her delicate lily”!
Tag: limerick
The scent of a woman
That most sensuous woman, Michelle,
Oozes sex: men fall under her spell!
Men have come in their pants
From one smouldering glance
And some others get off on her smell!
Loose knickers
If a woman whose knickers are loose
Has sufficient secretion of juice,
If a fellow is quick,
He can slip in his dick,
Where and when it will be of most use!
John, Lee (hooker)
Actions louder than words
In the much more relaxed tropic latitudes,
People have sensible attitudes:
“How do you do,”
And then on with the screw,
And to hell with the small talk and platitudes!
Deathbed confession
Size queen
She was pretty, well-rounded and kissable.
Squeezing her tits was permissible…
Fucking was too…
Though it was also true,
Only pricks of great size were admissible.
Hot and sweaty
An earful
She doth protest too much
A young lady, who’d never been had,
Was seduced by a dashing young cad.
Though she seemed to protest,
She so soon acquiesced,
That he knew she was secretly glad!