She’s said yes, which is rather exciting…
She’s naked, her posture inviting…
His cock’s hard… but “Wait!
Let me just get this straight…
Your consent… can I get it in writing?”
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Avoirdupois
When she’s walking, her big titties bounce…
A good couple pounds each, if an ounce!
Her ass wigglin’ too….
What’s a feller to do?
Fuckin’ stick his hard cock where it counts!
The bisection
All these young girls… It’s rude as it comes…
Walking round with their shorts up their bums!
Thong-strings stuck in their arse…
Well, it shows lack of class…
And the same goes, what’s more, for their mums!
Might versus right
From what little the lass recollected,
She might have been raped, she suspected…
The accent on might…
It had been a big night…
And she possibly hadn’t objected.
Thou shalt not
His mate’s wife… there was lots there to covet…
Just human, he wasn’t above it…
Just get her alone,
Slip the bitch a big bone…
Yep, he reckoned she’d fucking well love it!
The stud book
She was well bred, respected, refined…
Still, the size of his cock brought to mind
That of Brutus, her horse…
Not for fucking of course…
But for fondling… yes… things of that kind.
Snake
One hand squeezing her tits… it’s nice though…
Pinching, twisting her nipples… Ouch! No!
His knee parting her thighs…
Oh my god! Fucking guys…
And his other hand snaking below!
Aghast
Well… the sex, on the whole, had been ghastly…
His huge cock, his roughness, and lastly…
Good lord! Simply heinous…
He’d fucked her damn anus…
The cad… which offended her vastly!
Into the wild
A lush bush, that you wanted to brush…
“I don’t shave it,” she said… not a blush.
“Want to fuck me? Okay…
Take your time, find your way…
Slow is good… We have all night… no rush!”
The artiste
Not a stripper, a proper artiste…
Wants a lap dance? Indeed! Filthy beast!
And to take off her thong!
Well, he’s got that damn wrong!
That’s a hundred bucks extra, at least!