Though they’d only just been introduced,
She was already half-way seduced.
She could hear her heart pound,
Muting all other sound;
She blushed crimson, as if she’d been goosed!
Tag: limerick
Vivid
She woke up having dreamed she’d been raped,
By a penis fantastically shaped,
And it still seemed so real, it
Seemed she could still feel it;
Her pussy still dribbled and gaped!
Radar
At a party, he’d schmooze and he’d mingle,
And sniff out a girl who was single;
At once he could tell,
From her eyes and her smell,
And the end of his penis would tingle.
Rubbity-dub
A nice girl he’d just met at the pub,
In the midst of the rowdy hubbub,
Slyly unzipped his fly,
Looked him straight in the eye,
And quite publicly gave him a rub!
Stealth
He approached from behind and below;
Careful movements, deliciously slow.
She continued to snore;
Just a few inches more…
Was she sleeping in fact? Did she know?
Inner strength
Even in, it continued to grow!
How much further inside could it go?
Maybe up to her liver?
The thought made her shiver!
It felt fucking wonderful, though!
Life's too short
An old girlfriend rang, wanting to know
If he’d meet her for drinks, and although
He might not tell his wife,
There are some things in life
To which few men would ever say no!
In a minute there is time
In a trice she’d been rudely up-ended,
She knew what the villain intended!
She thought “Should I scream?”
Then thought not, it would seem…
To be fair, it all rather depended.
Euclidean interlude
He persuaded a girl he’d befriended
To lie down, legs widely extended,
Said “Just a bit wider,”
Then, with his divider,
Bisected the angle subtended.
Unification theory
He saw life in terms mathematical;
Spent his entire sabbatical
Writing equations
For social occasions;
Praiseworthy, but rather fanatical.