She bent down, as if pulling her sock up;
He glanced round, then lifted her frock up.
His fly was unzipped,
Her thin panties were ripped;
It was done! What mad fun! What a cock-up!
Tag: limerick
Change of heart
Making love, which she’d once so enjoyed,
Left her now unfulfilled and annoyed.
Soon a hand on her knee,
Any intimacy,
She began to resist and avoid.
Summer night
On the warm summer air borne aloft,
Came the quite unmistakable waft
Of the musky perfume
Of a woman of whom
He recalled a voice husky and soft.
If you've got it…
She has wonderful wobbly norks;
Her round bum wobbles too, when she walks.
If she catches the eye
Of a man passing by,
She might give him a flash, while he gawks!
Bending the rules
A nice Jewish girl, born in New York,
Walked the walk, talked the whole kosher talk;
When it came, though, to boys
She was not shy of goys,
And she fancied a nice bit of pork!
Coffee
I need coffee to live, day and night,
Cappuccino, espresso, flat white,
Latte, long or short black;
Soon I’m right back on track,
But soy, decaf or skim just aren’t right!
A fortunate life
She was sixteen, and cute as a dimple,
But stressing out over a pimple!
Not poverty, war,
Climate change; what a bore!
Ah, if only all life were so simple.
The lure of the East
I prefer my girlfriends oriental;
They’re sexy and so ornamental.
White girls are designed
Much the same, yet I find
The resemblance almost accidental!
Rules of engagement
Noble knights and the horseless unbooted
Burned houses and pillaged and looted;
They slaughtered their foes,
Mostly men, I suppose,
Girls and women, of course, they just rooted.
Distressed
When she laughed, her breasts shook in her shirt;
Her bum bounced underneath her short skirt,
When they danced, her tits pressed
On his thundering chest,
And his cock grew so hard that it hurt!