After all of those men that she’d dated,
She found herself bored and frustrated.
Men wanted a whore!
Fuck em all, then! she swore.
Masturbation seemed much under-rated.
Tag: limerick
Worst fears
He leans closer and quite frankly leers…
No chance of escape, it appears!
He pours more champagne…
Well, it might dull the pain…
And she blushingly, weeping, says “Cheers!”
All not lost
She suspected the guy was a phoney…
Undressed, he was pale and bony,
With holes in his socks…
But a prince among cocks…
Long and thick as a donkey or pony!
Degrees of separation
She just wanted to be just good friends,
But at puberty, innocence ends.
And good old rough and tumble
Becomes grope and fumble,
Then fucking, as nature intends!
Thinking on her feet
First she thought he was just being kind,
Till he patted her on her behind!
She turned round, slapped his face,
Kicked a delicate place…
What remarkable presence of mind!
Novelty
“Let’s do something we’ve both never done!
What’s your fantasy? Don’t say there’s none!”
She said with a wink.
“Threesome? What do you think?
Tie me up! Fuck my arse! Just for fun!”
Fizzy
After three or four glasses of fizzy,
Miss Edwards lay giggling and dizzy,
Her legs in the air,
Fingers tousling his hair,
Where his tongue and his fingers were busy!
After dinner
“You’re a fine looking girl,” he says slyly.
“Umm…Thank you my lord,” she says shyly.
He squeezes her breasts,
And he turns to his guests…
“Not quite ripe enough yet,” he say dryly.
Glum
“You must think that I’m awfully dumb,”
She said, “sticking your prick in my bum…
And you’ve made it quite sore…
And you did it before…
You’re so mean! And I’m gonna tell Mum!”
Nip and tuck
He moved in… it would be nip and tuck!
Would she get off with just sippy-suck?
No. It pretty much looked
Like her damn goose was cooked.
It would be the whole damn strip n fuck.