Nipples hardening under the fan,
She admires her allover tan,
Shaven pussy, great bod…
Big tits, nice arse… but God!
What’s the use, if she ain’t got no man?
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Thick as a brick
Long and ugly and thick as a brick, it
Was gross… but perhaps she could lick it…
Too chunky to suck,
Let alone to damn fuck,
In the hole where he wanted to stick it!
Flesh wound
“I’m a virgin… please don’t!” she beseeched
All in vain though, her maidenhead breached,
He plunged in, to the hilt…
Virgin blood sadly spilt…
“Well, don’t stop now, for God’s sake!” she screeched.
Out of bounds
Though her Mum watched her like a damn hawk,
She slipped out one day, just for a walk,
Met a boy down the lane
And… it’s hard to explain…
Now she’s grounded, expecting the stork!
Let down
Fair enough to have been a bit stroppy,
She thought, with her cunt wet and sloppy…
She’s ready to go,
And then, wouldn’t you know,
His damn cock’s gone and gotten damn floppy!
Life skills
Though her arse and her tits might be sagging,
She still loves a bloody good shagging…
Her pussy’s still hot,
She’ll do anal , the lot,
Take your cock down her throat without gagging!
Cat and mouse
Young and pretty, the hotel masseuse
Rubs his thighs, and of course his cock stirs…
One hand moves to enfold it…
Not jerk it, just hold it…
“We’ll save that for later,” she purrs.
Suspense
Hung by pulleys and ropes on his hoist,
Upside down… second thoughts, though, unvoiced…
Quite surprising to find
That she didn’t much mind,
And her pussy surprisingly moist!
Angelic
Past eighteen and still virginal, quaintly…
Angelic face… arse not so saintly…
She gave in at last…
It was urgent and fast…
“Gosh! That’s it? What the fuck?” she said faintly.
Beyond the pale
What he’d done had of course been quite shocking,
His words lewd and cruel and mocking…
“Your cunt’s nice and wet,”
He said. “Tight too, I bet…”
As his hand slithered over her stocking.