Tattooed cunt that read “Pay as you enter”…
Big dildo thrust hard up her centre,
Spreadeagled she lay,
Helpless, writhe as she may,
Her bound tits throbbing, shiny, magenta!
Tag: limerick
Little black dress
Her short, backless dress plunged to her butt,
And the neckline, too, daringly cut…
A deep slash down the front,
Almost reaching her cunt…
Nice, she thought… You damn hot little slut!
Tent flaps
So, not wanting to cause him offence,
Though his penis was fucking immense,
She, like, sucked him a bit…
Bit his cock wouldn’t fit…
Girls who’ve fucked him must have cunts like tents!
Introductory offer
With her panties discreetly removed,
Pussy loose-lipped and hungry, slick-grooved,
She accosted some guy,
Slid his hand up her thigh…
No… her mother would not have approved!
Audacity
She was braless, deep-cleavaged, unknickered,
Flirtatious, audacious, well liquored…
She flashed him her tits,
Her lubricious pink bits…
God! The girl was decidedly wicked!
Joining the fan club
She was famous, he just some stray man…
In the flesh, big tits, all-over tan,
Like a wet dream come true…
But alas, just one screw…
Still, it made him her number one fan!
Toast
She stands gob-smacked, bug-eyed, stunned, engrossed…
His cock reaches her elbow almost!
As she haltingly strips,
Gets the knob in her lips,
He says “Baby, your sweet pussy’s toast!”
Gopher
She disdained panties… cunt free and airy,
Lubricious, inviting and hairy,
Right there, good to go,
For a boy in the know…
Gopher heaven… a damn pussy-prairie!
Taste and try
Pussies ain’t all the same… for example,
There’s tight, snug , and them more than ample…
Bald, hairy, tattooed,
Virgin, seasoned, much screwed…
A shrewd punter would ask for a sample.
The intern
She submitted, with pitiful deference,
Hoping to get a good reference…
Splendid? Top class?
And got fucked in the arse…
Not, of course, one would guess, her first preference.