Silly bitch, how she over-reacted…
The way that her arsehole contracted…
Fair leapt off the bed…
“You consented,” he said…
“Well,” she screamed… “Now it’s fucking retracted!”
Tag: limeric k
Night
A disease of the organs internal
Affects a bewhiskered old colonel.
He’s also insane
Which might help to explain
His unsavoury habits nocturnal.
Animal husbandry
Farmer Rogers does things with his chooks
Not in animal husbandry books.
Before wringing the necks
Of his hens he has sex
With the bird which he afterwards cooks.