Miss Augusta has chosen the cello,
Not just for its timbre so mellow,
But also because,
‘Midst encores and applause,
She can fancy she’s straddling a fellow!
Tag: limereick
Cruel and unusual
A young woman has filed for divorce,
On the grounds that her husband is coarse,
Since he had her one day
In an unchristian way,
After dipping his dick in hot sauce!
Fear and favour
So, she fucks the guy, just as a favour…
He’s black… a big cock, a new flavour…
She figures why not?
She might like it a lot…
And, worst case, he’s some kind of white slaver.
Dude
She walks up to the bloke, says “Hey dude!
Wanna root? Like, Im just in the mood.”
And the guy turns around
Looks her up, looks her down,
Like he’s hungry, and maybe she’s food.
Watching
It was ever so slightly distressing,
His watching her, shyly undressing,
His gaze on her tits,
And her frilly pink bits…
She’d at least worn nice undies.. a blessing!