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Roosters and cocks

Fleshy, soft, like a rooster’s red wattle,
Her labia thicken. Full bottle!
She lets in the tip,
Gets a grip, lets it slip;
Will it all fit in? Yes! The whole lot’ll!

Author petePosted on December 29, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, labia, limerick, rooster's wattle

Mixed messages

Though she smiled, as she gracefully stripped;
Though her pussy was shaven and clipped;
Although wet, he could see,
When she straddled his knee,
She remained resolutely tight-lipped.

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags labia, limerick, lips, pussy, shaved, shaven, straddled, stripped, wet

Skirting the issue

Women’s labia, plump, fleshy frills,
Frame vaginas, which beauticians’ skills
Seek to style and display
In some new, clever way,
Though they still look like fishes’ pink gills.

Author adminPosted on August 3, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags frills, labia, limerick, vagina

Striptease

She seductively, teasingly strips,
Undulating her breasts and her hips,
Pouting mouth, narrowed eyes,
Long, smooth, sinuous thighs,
Erect nipples and stiff lower lips.

Author adminPosted on July 9, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, hips, labia, limerick, mouth, nipples, seductive, stiff, strips, striptease, thighs

Lip reading

He could see the girl’s pussy lips move
Round the seam of her pants, and the groove
In between them, and they
Seemed distinctly to say
“From your own bulge, you seem to approve!”

Author adminPosted on July 1, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags bulge, erection, groove, labia, limerick, lip reading, pants, pussy, pussy lips

Vertical smile

He bent closer and sniffed it and peered:
A mouth with an upside-down beard!
Pink, squishy and soft;
The lips moved when she coughed.
It was all quite decidedly weird!

Author adminPosted on May 25, 2013June 11, 2020Categories PGTags labia, limerick, lips, pink, sniffed, squish, vertical smile, weird

Geisha

Wooden bathtub, the air hot and steamy;
The geisha, hair loose, soft skin creamy;
To look, taste and touch,
It’s amazing how much
Her moist labia seem like sashimi!

Author adminPosted on May 8, 2013June 26, 2024Categories AOTags cunnilingus, geisha, Japanese limerick, labia, limerick, sashimi

The pout

He was so hard, he thought he might burst.
She said “Come on, big boy, do your worst!”
What a charming effect;
Her big nipples erect,
And her labia puckered and pursed!

Author petePosted on July 15, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags erection, hard, labia, limerick, nipples

Madonna

Long loose labia, looping like frills,
Make him hard, make him sweat, give him chills;
Heavy, full, low-slung breasts,
Lolling languid on chests,
From which warm, nutty mother’s milk spills!

Author petePosted on July 2, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, labia, lactation, limerick, milk, nipples

The blossoming

She decided she must grasp the nettle,
Just praying her frayed nerves would settle,
And felt, in the holding,
Her body unfolding;
Each labium like a pink petal!

Author petePosted on June 27, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags first time, labia, labium, limerick

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