Of old girlfriends, the top of my list
Is the one who liked sex with a twist.
She’d give most things a go,
(In fact, never said no),
All the more so, if just a bit pissed.
Tag: kinky
On the spectrum
The whole issue had sort of been skirted;
The whippings, the things he inserted…
The pleasure he’d gain
From inflicting her pain…
Was he kinky… or fucking perverted?
Dutch courage
“So,” she said, with a nudge and a wink,
“Saucy maids? Handcuffs? Whips? What’s your kink?”
“Fucking girls up the arse!”
“Gosh!” She passed him her glass.
“Then I’d better have one more stiff drink!”
The master and the mistress
He was older than her, pushing fifty,
Rich though, just a bit… sort of shifty,
And kinky and all…
Whips and chains on the wall,
Huge vibrators, as well! Kind of nifty.
Refined tastes
She writhed, naked, and panted and sweated;
His wants and desires, unfettered,
Played out on her parts.
She succumbed to his arts,
His strange appetites hardly yet whetted!
Mechanisation
As for men, with their lies and their flattery,
Comings and goings so splattery,
Thumping their chests,
Sordid, kinky requests;
Her new sex partner comes with a battery!
Getting off, getting on
Getting older, good roots ever fewer,
Loose women more hard to procure,
For kinkier thrills,
Not to waste the blue pills,
He booked two girls most nights, to be sure!
Non-gender-specific
She’s petite, cupcake-breasted and slender,
Likes rough sex, or kinky or tender;
No fuss what goes where,
Doesn’t worry or care
Who comes how, irrespective of gender.
Garden of earthly delights
In this garden of earthly delights
So much titillates, thrills and excites;
Beer, wine, food, new ways
To have sex all one’s days,
And still kinkier ways all one’s nights!
Spice
Change and novelty always add spice;
A new woman, a new kink or vice,
But the hazard exists
Of bad luck and strange twists,
And variety comes at a price.