His proposal, though vague, indirect…
Was indecent, she did quite suspect…
Not, of course, it much mattered…
In fact she was flattered…
It had the desired effect!
Tag: indecent proposal
Negotiable terms
Said the landlord, “Miss, do bear in mind…
If, perchance, you were that way inclined…
Don’t mistake my intent…
You’re behind in your rent,
And I’d gladly take payment in kind.”
Opportunity knocks
She said no, but then paused to reflect…
His proposal, though crude, showed respect…
Well … he hadn’t said ‘fuck’…
One might see it as luck…
As an offer one ought not reject!