Well, this ain’t gonna work, she thought, sighing,
The boy just half hard, almost crying,
His prick blindly stabbing,
His sweaty hands grabbing
Her tits… The poor bugger! At least he was trying
Tag: impotence
Softie
He had such a small dick, the poor fellow,
And stubbornly soft as marshmallow…
Her pussy was wet
As a pussy could get…
And, thank goodness for him, only shallow
Let down
Fair enough to have been a bit stroppy,
She thought, with her cunt wet and sloppy…
She’s ready to go,
And then, wouldn’t you know,
His damn cock’s gone and gotten damn floppy!
Pulling noodles
He stood stricken, face like a sick poodle.
She tugged, rubbed and sucked on his doodle…
Poor girl, though she tried,
She gave up, and just cried…
While it dangled there, like a wet noodle.
Inert
His cock dangled there, stubbornly, limply.
Poor girl, perky-titted and dimply…
She’d done her damn best…
Sucked and rubbed, all the rest…
“Useless prick!” she sighed, putting it simply.
Maestro
Her breasts lolled underneath the white satin…
His cock, though, refused still to fatten…
So what? He still fucked her,
That sly old conductor,
With swoops, twirls and thrusts of his baton!
Cold water
“Oh my god!” she screamed. “What are you thinking?
Damn pervert! You must have been drinking!
Fuck you? Not a chance!
Put it back in your pants!”
And he sighed, his cock rapidly shrinking.
A woman scorned
His wife, normally timid and placid,
Quite suddenly turned rather acid…
“Fuck’s sake! You damn wimp!
Your cock’s always half limp,
And tonight it’s completely damn flaccid!”
Disappointment
Bloody prick like a damn curled up shrimp!
Fuckin’ tugged it and sucked it… still limp!
Rubbed her cunt in his face…
Man’s a fuckin’ disgrace!
Fuckin’ faggoty, useless damn wimp!
Pedestrian
Being limp-dicked, ashamed and remorseful,
But, nonetheless, rather resourceful,
He finished the screw
With the toe of her shoe,
Though he need not have been quite so forceful!