She was out shopping, horny and edgy…
Her tight thong a maddening wedgie
Beneath her short frock…
God! She needed some cock!
A juice bottle? Some suitable vegie?
Tag: horny
Never mind
Though foremost in her mind was the thought,
What will happen if maybe we’re caught?
She was horny as hell..
And her boyfriend as well…
Seemed she would, never mind if she ought.
Down and dirty
Tits-and-arse-wise she’s still got the lot,
Always up for a fuck, hot to trot…
Yeah, she might be past thirty,
But loves to get dirty…
Fuck! Men! Are they stupid or what?
Snap snap!
She’d put out, and before very long,
Randy bitch, she was comin’ on strong…
Pokin’ out them big tits,
Horny out of her wits,
Jeans half-down, like, an’ snappin’ her thong!
Never the bride
Naked, castaway, Robingirl Crusoe!
So horny, she’d bloody fuck whoso-
ever dropped by…
Some Man Friday… a sigh…
Mental message to Mum: Burn my trousseau.
At a loose end
Young and horny, in need of a root…
And no bloke… Carrot? Some kind of fruit?
Bottle? Bat? Teapot? What?
Her dog, Brutus? Mmmm… not.
Fingers? Fist? Or the toe of a boot!
Cougar
Karen’s marriage has gone on the rocks…
She’s developed a taste for young jocks…
Basketballers are fun,
Horny friends of her son…
Just so long as they’ve got nice big cocks!
Yummy mummy
Six months gone, and decidedly yummy!
Dark nipples, big boobs, swollen tummy,
Her pussy lips plump…
All the better to hump…
His insatiably horny young mummy!
Going begging
God! I’m so fucking horny! she joked.
What’s a girl got to do to get poked?
Wave her knickers about,
Shouting “Oi lads! My shout!”?
If I’d worn them, by now they’d be soaked!
Prioritisation
Her damn pussy’s as tight as a clam!
Being horny, of course, I am,
The priority is,
Fill her up with hot jizz,
And then pull it out, wipe it and scram!