She’s as horny as fuck, wet and edgy
Her soaked thong a self-bondage wedgie…
No man to be had…
God a girl could go mad…
Or make do with a bottle or veggie!
Tag: horny
Fourteen
Only fourteen, but almost full grown,
Horny, getting herself off alone,
God! She wanted to screw…
Didn’t know what to do…
But she’d learn pretty quick, if just shown!
Miss Moxham
Said Miss Moxham, appealingly yawning,
“I wake up so horny each morning:
You’d better watch out
And not wave it about,
Or you’ll find yourself fucked without warning!”
Colour blind
There’s a certain young lady called Jackson,
So horny, her nickname is klaxon:
She’ll hop into bed
With men black, brown or red,
And, on Sundays, the odd Anglo-Saxon!
Booze
After one or two glasses of booze,
Miss Virginia’s loins start to ooze:
She proclaims she wants cock
And as hard as a rock,
And she doesn’t mind very much whose!
On edge
She was out shopping, horny and edgy…
Her tight thong a maddening wedgie
Beneath her short frock…
God! She needed some cock!
A juice bottle? Some suitable vegie?
Never mind
Though foremost in her mind was the thought,
What will happen if maybe we’re caught?
She was horny as hell..
And her boyfriend as well…
Seemed she would, never mind if she ought.
Down and dirty
Tits-and-arse-wise she’s still got the lot,
Always up for a fuck, hot to trot…
Yeah, she might be past thirty,
But loves to get dirty…
Fuck! Men! Are they stupid or what?
Snap snap!
She’d put out, and before very long,
Randy bitch, she was comin’ on strong…
Pokin’ out them big tits,
Horny out of her wits,
Jeans half-down, like, an’ snappin’ her thong!
Never the bride
Naked, castaway, Robingirl Crusoe!
So horny, she’d bloody fuck whoso-
ever dropped by…
Some Man Friday… a sigh…
Mental message to Mum: Burn my trousseau.