holes – Pete's Limericks

Plastic not fantastic

Plastic sluts… fucking plain idiotic…
Dumb dolls with holes… how’s that erotic?
Fuck pussy, arse, face…
Wash ’em… back in their case…
Think I’ll wait till they make ’em robotic.

Toys

Being toyed with she mostly enjoyed…
Though she’d sometimes get sort of annoyed…
It would mostly depend
On which hole, at which end…
And which fiendish device he employed.

When your sex-life’s become a big bore,
There are options one ought to explore,
Such as fantasy roles,
Trying different holes,
Public places, new partners and more!

Try a threesome one night with a whore,
Try positions you’ve not tried before!
The perversions are fun,
You may find, when once done:
Don’t be shy, lighten up, break the law!

First time for everything

Not as bad as she’d thought, she admitted…
He’d fucked ev’ry hole where it fitted…
Then called in his friend,
And, one guy at each end,
Arse and throat she’d been thoroughly spitted!

A reasonable question

“Gosh!” she said. “Silly me, to assume
There’d be just you and me… I presume
All these guys are your friends?
Like… that’s cool… just depends,
Like… there’s only three holes… is there room?”

Victim impact statement

Though she possibly over-reacted,
“BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!” (Expletives redacted),
She shouted, in shock,
At the size of his cock,
And on which of her holes it impacted!

Slim pickings

Perky titties, and lean as a whippet.
Her skirt little more than a snippet
Attracting one’s gaze,
As one thought of the ways,
And the holes into which one might slip it!

Tag: holes