The religious young women of Spain,
As a matter of faith, show disdain
For the birth-control pill,
And for condoms, (which spill),
Though they don’t therefore, thank God, abstain!
Tag: god
There is no God
“Oh god! No!” she exclaimed, feeling cheated;
So near to coming she’d teetered,
But snatched from the brink!
He’d come, started to shrink…
She cursed “Damn you! (expletive deleted.)”
The sanctity of marriage
“Though God joined us and all, still I wonder,
That part, “let no man put asunder”,”
She thought, “Would that term,
(As he unloosed his sperm),
Include, too, this nice chap whom I’m under?”
The flagellant
Though she knew her desires were odd,
Sex and pain brought her closer to God.
She was often, thus, found,
Screaming, naked and bound,
“God, I’m coming! and “Don’t spare the rod!
Pastoral matters
As a Catholic priest, he eschews
Married life, and should also refuse,
As a man of the cloth,
And on pain of God’s wrath,
Sex with those whom he’s prone to abuse.
LOL
She smiled,musing “It’s awfully droll,
All this talk about God and the soul;
Lots of sex, drugs and booze
Is the life one should choose,
With a sound-track of loud rock and roll!”
Predestination
A respectable woman she ain’t,
But what girl has a past free from taint?
And you only live once…
And God gave women cunts
To be fucked, not because they look quaint?