My old granny, distinctly old-fashioned,
And grandfather, rather impassioned,
I heard late one night,
In a hoarse-whispered fight,
About why grandpa’s fucking was rationed!
Tag: geriatric sex
The age-old question
“May I make, love, a risque suggestion?
Would fucking be out of the question?
God knows it’s not much,
But it’s years since I’d such
A remarkable state of congestion!”
Getting off, getting on
He was eighty, but still pretty spritely,
Well-mannered; He asked so politely,
She said, yes, she would,
And the sex was quite good,
Though her arthritic hip did hurt slightly.
New tricks
Ruth cried “George!” with a tear in her eye,
“It’s so big!” Then, more husky and sly,
“Though I’m old, I’m still game;
I’ll bend over my frame.
Hitch my dress up and give it a try!”