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Come what may

Though she hadn’t yet come, when he came,
“If you don’t come,” he said, “who’s to blame?
Don’t mean nothin’ to me.
Use your finger, maybe!”
Second-best, but she did, all the same.

Author petePosted on August 30, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags come, cum, female masturbation, finger, limerick

Fuzzy bare

Her shaved pussy had sprouted some fuzz;
When she touched it, it gave her a buzz.
It might not look so cute,
When it came to a root,
But she’ll just please herself (which she does!)

Author petePosted on July 29, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags female masturbation, limerick, masturbation, pussy, root, shaved pussy

Self-education

Fingers flying and moaning, heart drumming,
Her pearly young clitoris thrumming,
Yes! Yes! No, not quite!
She at last got it right,
And was gushingly, blushingly cumming!

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags clitoris, cumming, female masturbation, limerick, orgasm

Doing the dirty

She could act quite the slut, when it suited,
Get drunk, flash her tits and get rooted.
Most nights, in fact, though,
If asked out, she said no,
And stayed home and, like, just self-polluted.

Author petePosted on May 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags female masturbation, flashing tits, limerick, rooted, self pollution, slut

Golf widow

A golf widow, a bit of a nutter,
Thought “Fuck him! I’ll fuck with his putter!”
She stole it that night,
And took wicked delight,
Getting off on it, greased with some butter!

Author petePosted on March 5, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags female masturbation, golf, golf widow, limerick, putter

Jack and Jill

As the day dragged on, stifling a yawn,
“Serves me right, staying up until dawn,”
She thought. “Wish I’d been drunk,
Getting screwed by some hunk,
Not at home, jilling off, watching porn!”

Author petePosted on February 26, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags female masturbation, jilling off, limerick, porn, screwed

Making a spectacle of oneself

As a rule, self-possessed and reserved,
She now found herself rather unnerved;
Getting off on her hand,
One could not understand
Why the bastard just sat there and perved!

Author petePosted on June 2, 2017July 17, 2024Categories AOTags exhibitionism, female masturbation, getting off, limerick, perv, voyeur

Rubbing her the wrong way

Back at school, girls gave other girls flowers,
And sometimes, at night, in the showers,
Rubbed each other’s cunts,
Tried to cum both at once
While we other girls watched and rubbed ours.

Author petePosted on March 12, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags boarding school, cum, cunts, female masturbation, lesbians, limerick

The naturist

Naked, bareback, she rode in all weather;
She might, her touch light as a feather,
(No need to undress herself),
Sometimes caress herself,
Pussy lips tough as old leather!

Author petePosted on February 26, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags bareback, female masturbation, limerick, masturbation, naked, pussy lips, riding bareback

Believe it or not!

Quite amazing, how deep and how wide
Was her pussy, she’d found, when she’d tried
Things to see if they’d fit,
Strange things too, she’d admit
To her friends, with a curious pride!

Author petePosted on November 20, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags big pussy, dildo, female masturbation, limerick, pussy, strange insertions

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