Young and horny, in need of a root…
And no bloke… Carrot? Some kind of fruit?
Bottle? Bat? Teapot? What?
Her dog, Brutus? Mmmm… not.
Fingers? Fist? Or the toe of a boot!
Tag: female masturbation
Black hole
She’ll fuck anything… like, say, this bottle,
She says… Her car stick-shift… Full throttle!
She grins, takes a swig…
Sticks and stones… not too big!
Tins of cat food… her pet axolotl!
The help
Naked, out in the sun, reading, basking,
One hand on her cunt, multi-tasking…
The young pool-boy (Sam?)
Offered “Help you there, ma’am?”
“No,” she murmured. “But thank you for asking.”
Going it alone
After all of those men that she’d dated,
She found herself bored and frustrated.
Men wanted a whore!
Fuck em all, then! she swore.
Masturbation seemed much under-rated.
Supersize me
It had not looked that big in the shop…
Ready… Try it again, from the top…
Got the knob in…OK…
A bit more… All the way!
Harder! Faster! Oh fuck! Yeah! Don’t stop!
Bottoms up!
God, I’m horny! she thought. What’s to fuck?
Not the pineapple… ouch! Might get stuck!
The zucchini? Too tame.
The cucumber? Same, same.
The champagne bottle! Fat end. Here’s luck!
Divertimento
As she played with her pussy, she hummed,
Shiny lips falling open, much thumbed,
Spread invitingly wide,
As her hand slipped inside,
Pearly clitoris joyfully strummed!
Self-help
Finger-fucking her tight little slit…
Two! Three! Four! She gasps! God! They all fit!
Now she’s making a fist!
Plunge it in to the wrist…
Though it’s like her poor pussy will split!
Come what may
Though she hadn’t yet come, when he came,
“If you don’t come,” he said, “who’s to blame?
Don’t mean nothin’ to me.
Use your finger, maybe!”
Second-best, but she did, all the same.
Fuzzy bare
Her shaved pussy had sprouted some fuzz;
When she touched it, it gave her a buzz.
It might not look so cute,
When it came to a root,
But she’ll just please herself (which she does!)