So she sucked him, his penis expanded…
She sighed… “No… distinctly substandard…
No use to me, that…
I like long, I like fat…
I’ll just get myself off singlehanded.”
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VR
He’s a bastard, she thinks, all weighed up…
Time to ditch the damn prick and trade up,
Not for some other bloke…
Fucking men are a joke…
Her best lovers, in fact, are made up.
Ladies’ fingers
Nice young ladies get horny like boys…
They get off with their hands and their toys,
Taking secret delight
In their beds late at night
Panties stuffed in mouths, not to make noise.
Idle hands
“You’re a slut, as reputed so widely,
Perverted as well”, he said snidely.
“Yes, guilty to both”,
She said… “Worse too, blood oath…”
As she sat there and stroked her cunt idly.
Bent to her needs
She gets off on her hand, odds and ends…
A brush handle, a spoon, it depends…
The right length, the right shape,
For a bit of self-rape…
If it’s smooth, if it’s firm, if it bends.
Needs
She lies naked in bed while he reads,
Spurned, ignored, but a woman has needs,
Big black dildo at work…
Fucking loser! Prick! Jerk!
And a long string of fat anal beads!
The watcher
Well, he thought, as he poured her a scotch,
Time to dial it up one more notch…
“If you could… do you mind…
Would you please be so kind
As to play with your cunt, while I watch?”
Best
Kinda like reinventing the wheel…
Her dildos, hand… once a live eel…
All so second best…
She got off, yeah, she guessed,
Not a patch, though, on fucking for real!
Pubic transport
Mary-Claire raised her bicycle seat,
Till she scarce reached the ground with her feet,
For it’s lovely to straddle
Your bicycle saddle
And come as you go down the street!
The niggle
When Miss Quigley develops a niggle,
It causes her bottom to wriggle:
This curious motion,
Assisted by lotion,
Soon brings on an orgasmic giggle!