Said my wife, who’s an unashamed fake,
“Oh my God! Did we have an earthquake?
I’m convinced the earth moved,
Or your technique’s improved!”
“Do you mean,” said I, “you were awake?”
Tag: fake orgasm
Misgivings
What a bloody damn foolish mistake,
For a sensible woman to make!
To give in and say yes!
Had she come? Sort of, yes…
But her moaning and such were all fake.
Fact and fiction
True, her orgasm may have been fake,
(How much noise can one small woman make?)
But her blood-curdling scream
Was legit, it did seem,
When he slipped up her arse by mistake.