At the sight of her cunt his heart sank;
It was threatening, alien, dank,
Sort of turned inside-out
It might bite him, no doubt!
“No”, he muttered, “I think I’ll just wank.”
Tag: faint heart fair maiden
Faint heart, fair lady
Here eyes rolled, she proceeded to faint…
He, perhaps should have shown more restraint…
But one breast was exposed,
And “Why not?” he supposed.
He’d be gone before any complaint!
The timid maiden
Although pretty, the wench was so timid,
Despite the hot passion that simmered,
That welled in her breast…
She said naught to him, lest
She destroy any faint hope that glimmered.