An inventor, a pervert, obsessive,
Said “Look at that! Ain’t it impressive?
Twin hydraulic dicks,
Swivel-mounted… Two chicks,
Or two holes at once! Bloody progressive!”
Tag: dildos
Black hole
She’ll fuck anything… like, say, this bottle,
She says… Her car stick-shift… Full throttle!
She grins, takes a swig…
Sticks and stones… not too big!
Tins of cat food… her pet axolotl!
A predicament
Naked, hogtied, hung up on a pulley,
Legs spread, to expose her more fully…
She liked it, but, rough,
Them big dildos and stuff,
And his thick cock, of course, the big bully!
Try before you buy
All those dildos! Which one should she buy?
Maybe this one! So big! My oh my!
“Will it fit in your cunt?”
Asked the guy out the front
“Want to unwrap it, give it a try?”