All those dildos! Which one should she buy?
Maybe this one! So big! My oh my!
“Will it fit in your cunt?”
Asked the guy out the front
“Want to unwrap it, give it a try?”
Tag: dildo
Making do
Randy, reckless, what might do the job?
She thought. Cucumber? Corn on the cob?
Carrot? Candle? Shampoo?
A wine bottle? Her shoe?
Wait! That’s it! The stair banister knob!
Diabolical
Clank and thump. Whistle, grind, hiss of steam!
Culmination of some evil scheme!
The shaft cranks to and fro …
Steel dildo! God! No!
The machine roar drowns out the girl’s scream!
Mechanisation
The machine gleamed, a menacing sheen,
The huge cock part, at least, fairly clean …
But the pistons and gears!
The noise as it nears!
Too late! Strapped in place! None too keen.
Drone
Her new chastity belt has two holes,
And a range of electrical poles,
Interchangeable cocks
With snap-fastening locks,
Which her husband remotely controls!
Defile share
Quite the life of the party! A tonic!
And wizard at things electronic!
What hearty guffaws,
When he dildoed two whores,
Screaming, jerking, in stereophonic!
Consequences
Disobedient, ordered to strip;
The big dildo, the cane or the whip?
Naked, chained to the wall,
She thought “God! Maybe all!”
Cunt so wet it was starting to drip!
But it can’t take out the garbage
Many women now place their reliance
On plastics, IT, modern science;
They get off their rocks
Not with actual cocks,
But some over-sized buzzing appliance!
Test-drive it today!
Made of steel and wood, nuts and bolts,
Lots of grunt, the full two-forty volts,
Her mechanical cock
Out-fucked any dumb jock,
And without a man’s frustrating faults.
Surprise party
She enjoys the strange games he devises.
What pleasure! What pain! What surprises!
She’s ordered to strip;
Will she suffer the whip?
Or his dildos, of all shapes and sizes!