Keep away from my arse, you damn fool!
She exclaimed. It’s not funny, nor cool.
Cunts are made to be rooted.
One’s arsehole is suited
For naught but the passing of stool!
Tag: cunts
Viva Italia!
Italian girls ride round on scooters;
They mostly have fabulous hooters,
And succulent cunts,
Which they offer at once,
Being, also, insatiable rooters!
Smile
A big dummy, poor boy, the class dunce;
When he fucks them, he giggles and grunts.
Though the boys tease and mock,
His big smile and big cock
Melt their hard little hearts and their cunts.
Party games
So… she said, darling, how shall it be?
Fuck her first, while I watch, then fuck me?
Fuck us both, both at once,
Playing musical cunts?
Who’ll come first? Let’s just suck it and see!
Taxonomy
Cunts and cats are both hairy. Okay.
So a cunt’s called a pussy. Oi vey!
If a pussy’s shaved, why
Would the name still apply?
Why not dumpling, or ham sandwich, say?
Sinophile
European girls’ cunts (continental),
More earthy, and less ornamental,
In taste and display,
Seasoned travellers say,
Compare poorly with cunts oriental.
Rubbing her the wrong way
Back at school, girls gave other girls flowers,
And sometimes, at night, in the showers,
Rubbed each other’s cunts,
Tried to cum both at once
While we other girls watched and rubbed ours.
Sexual logistics
The most timid girl comes to know lust.
Lust implies penetration, so must
Suggest fucking some way,
Straight, or weird, or gay;
Cunts, thank god, though, are pretty robust!
Virtue impugned
Had he thought of the wrath he’d incur,
He’d have been careful not to infer
That he’d rooted her once,
When, despite all the cunts
He’d been in in , he had not been in her!