A contortionist… doing the splits,
Or legs wrapped round her neck and her tits..
She can lick her own cunt
Inside out, back to front,
And fuck anything… whatever fits!
Tag: contortionist
Bent
The most marvellous thing about Glenda,
Is how one can usefully bend her
In curious ways,
And erotic displays,
For which God, perhaps, didn’t intend her!
User pays
Any way that men twisted and bent her,
To get at the hole in her centre,
Was okay, she said,
Just as long as they read
Her tattoo, which said “Pay as you enter”.
Degree of difficulty
Though I’m certain he’s not disappointed,
As one of the lay, unanointed,
It does seem to me,
That to do that thing, she
Must, most certainly, be double-jointed!
Pliability
She did things others couldn’t, with ease,
eg: putting her chin on her knees;
You could have her in ways
Which would frankly amaze,
And she’d bend over backwards to please!