Any way that men twisted and bent her,
To get at the hole in her centre,
Was okay, she said,
Just as long as they read
Her tattoo, which said “Pay as you enter”.
Tag: contortionist
Degree of difficulty
Though I’m certain he’s not disappointed,
As one of the lay, unanointed,
It does seem to me,
That to do that thing, she
Must, most certainly, be double-jointed!
Pliability
She did things others couldn’t, with ease,
eg: putting her chin on her knees;
You could have her in ways
Which would frankly amaze,
And she’d bend over backwards to please!