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Beginner’s luck

“Gosh!” she thought. “Fucking’s much under-rated!”
(His penis size not unrelated).
“And just when I swore
I can’t come anymore,
Here I am, coming still, unabated!”

Author petePosted on July 27, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, coming, cumming, fucking, limerick, penis, penis size

Endgame

Flushed and panting, bedraggled, sweat-beaded,
“I’m coming! Don’t stop! Fuck!” she pleaded.
Well, no risk of that!
He kept going, flat chat,
Rather harder, in fact, than was needed.

Author petePosted on July 6, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags coming, fuck, limerick, orgasm

Enough rope

She’d agreed but, in fact, could she cope
With the vibrating toys and the rope,
And the lack of control
Even over which hole…?
What to do, but keep coming and hope?

Author petePosted on June 21, 2015December 4, 2019Categories AOTags bondage, coming, hole, limerick, vibrator

Libidinous angst

She woke up, panting, coming, hot, screaming!
Alone! Had she only been dreaming?
No something more literal!
Visceral! Clitoral!
Living, and being, not seeming!

Author petePosted on May 7, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags clitoral orgasm, clitoris, coming, dream, existentialism, limerick, orgasm, wet dream

Mechanisation

As for men, with their lies and their flattery,
Comings and goings so splattery,
Thumping their chests,
Sordid, kinky requests;
Her new sex partner comes with a battery!

Author petePosted on February 22, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags coming, feminism, flattery, kinky, limerick, sex toy, sordid, women's liberation

Roll play

Though his motives remained rather murky,
She went along, giggling and perky.
“Yes! Whip me please Master!
Ouch! God! Fuck me faster!”
She screamed, coming, eyes rolled up, jerky.

Author petePosted on February 18, 2015February 3, 2020Categories AOTags bondage, coming, fuck, limerick, S&M, whip

In clover

She’d grown tired of housework and stoves;
So dressed up, her breath scented with cloves,
Placed a “Personal” ad,
And she no sooner had,
Than had gentlemen coming in droves!

Author adminPosted on March 19, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags cloves, coming, coming in droves, housewife, limerick, prostitution

There is no God

“Oh god! No!” she exclaimed, feeling cheated;
So near to coming she’d teetered,
But snatched from the brink!
He’d come, started to shrink…
She cursed “Damn you! (expletive deleted.)”

Author adminPosted on March 13, 2013June 21, 2024Categories AOTags blasphemy, come, coming, god, limerick, orgasm

Umming and ahhing

She’d enjoyed his soft clitoral strumming,
His going down on her, while humming,
But, having got in,
Soon the pleasure wore thin,
And she wished he would be more forthcoming!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags clitoris, coming, cunnilingus, going down, limerick

Hairy-chestedness

In the cot, he was less than adept,
Which she didn’t mind too much, except
That, with all his shortcomings,
His boasts and chest-drummings
She found rather hard to accept!

Author petePosted on July 19, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags coming, cot, limerick, sexual inadequacy

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