Say you’ve gone to the pub, for a quaff,
You go out for a piss, at the trough,
There’s this other guy there;
If it’s big, should you stare
At his cock? Might it not piss him off?
Tag: cock
Expectation and reality
She objected, to her mind, quite rightly:
He’d kissed and caressed her so lightly,
It came as a shock,
When he stuck in his cock,
That he did so so deeply and tightly!
Fundamental differences
The affair was illicit, clandestine;
Her parents still frowned on things western,
So what would they say
If they saw her today,
With a cock up her pretty intestine?
Lady Godiva
The lad stared at nude Lady Godiva.
“She ain’t got no knickers on, neiver!”
He muttered, in shock,
As he tugged at his cock,
Moistened somewhat with gobs of saliva.
Momentum
A man’s cock has a happy propensity,
Quickly, to increase in density,
Length, girth and weight,
To more readily mate,
With enhanced impact, depth and intensity.
The long and the short of it
Men’s cocks vary, but does the size matter?
One’s little, one longer and fatter.
If cunts had a voice,
And were offered a choice,
Would they they opt for the former or latter?
Comprehension
She undressed; her expression was pensive.
She glanced at his cock, apprehensive.
Size does, in fact matter;
The longer, the fatter,
The fuck all the more comprehensive!
Something in the air
He drew near her, catching a whiff
Of her muskiness, wondering if
She, as randy as he,
Wanted him, and if she
Had yet noticed his cock getting stiff.
Boner
The man’s penis was long, straight and narrow;
Her legs in his hands, like a barrow.
His cock, like a lance,
In this strenuous stance,
Drove her wild, filled and thrilled to the marrow!
Shock and awe
There he stood, with his trousers half-mast;
She stared, goggle-eyed, gob-smacked, aghast!
His cock, big as her arm!
(It could do a girl harm!)
And all hers! No-one else’s! At last!