- Blindfold. (Tick)
- Pen-knife (Tick)
- Practice knots!
- Handcuffs?
- Rope. How much though? Best take lots!
- Catch a girl. Tie to tree.
- Squeeze her tits.Watch her pee!
- Take rude photographs! (Nice close-up shots!)
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