He was well-endowed, true, the young blighter,
Which made it, though, still, none the righter;
“I could be his mum!”
She thought, squeezing his bum,
To get all of him in, all the tighter!
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The large codpiece
She asked, cheekily, feeling good-humoured,
If, down there, he was, as was rumoured,
As big as a horse!
He replied, “Well, of course!
Even bigger, perhaps, when one’s tumid!”
Believe it or not
She lay gasping, her legs all aquiver;
She gave an involuntary shiver;
An inch or two more!
Disbelieving, she swore
She could feel it right up to her liver!
Headstrong
Who’d have thought such a girl, so well-bred,
Could have met and, it seems, gone to bed,
With a man such as he,
His cock down to his knee!
How it even got into her head!
Wide eyes and wide thighs
‘Twas a thing to astound and bewilder!
The way that it grew! How it filled her!
Still half yet to go!
Quite impossible … though…
She’d damn get it all in, if it killed her!
Pub ethics
Say you’ve gone to the pub, for a quaff,
You go out for a piss, at the trough,
There’s this other guy there;
If it’s big, should you stare
At his cock? Might it not piss him off?
All’s well that ends well
In the end, it all fitted quite neatly;
It stretched her, and filled her completely!
She liked it, although,
She might well have said no,
Had he not begged her ever so sweetly.
Comprehension
She undressed; her expression was pensive.
She glanced at his cock, apprehensive.
Size does, in fact matter;
The longer, the fatter,
The fuck all the more comprehensive!
Men as sex objects
In their bedrooms, the girls pinned up beef-cake;
A few of them started a sweepstake…
They might win a prize
For “Most Guys” or “Prick Size”,
Judged by photos they took as a keepsake!
Boner
The man’s penis was long, straight and narrow;
Her legs in his hands, like a barrow.
His cock, like a lance,
In this strenuous stance,
Drove her wild, filled and thrilled to the marrow!