You will no doubt have heard of Big Ben.
Almost everyone has now and then:
He’s renowned for his dong,
Which is three times as long
As his ding, which is eighteen feet ten!
Tag: big penis
Genetics 101
Tattooed, bulked up… he thinks he’s damn cool.
Just some gym jockey, dropped out of school…
So he’s got a big dick?
That whole damn macho schtick…
Shallow end of the fucking gene pool!
Field research
His hard penis, on which she was perched,
(This was something, in fact, she’d researched)
Was much bigger than most,
She thought, thick as a post…
As she came hard, and wailed and lurched!
Zoology
“Fucking big?” she exclaimed with a laugh…
“Like the neck of a fucking giraffe!
Like an elephant’s trunk!
Fuck! Thank god I was drunk!
Fucking damn near split me in half!”
The decent and the indecent
He was just shy, poor boy, she surmised.
Once undressed, she was greatly surprised…
Well! What wonderful luck,
When she wanted a fuck,
That his penis was quite decent-sized!
From the horse’s mouth
He was hung like a horse, anecdotally…
“Fuck! Yes!” she said. “Fucking totally!
God! What a root!
Made me suck it, to boot…
All the way down my neck!” she said throatily.
Caution to the wind
She was well-educated, well-rounded,
But nonetheless frankly astounded…
A prick of such size!
Would to fuck it be wise?
(Though perhaps much more fun than it sounded.)
Looks aren’t everything
She examined it, rather engrossed…
It would seem he was true to his boast…
For what beauty it lacked,
(A bit ugly, in fact)
It made up, being bigger than most!
Ace up his sleeve
Did she want to or not? A hard call.
She was frantically trying to stall,
Then he whipped out his prick…
God! So long! And so thick!
Yep. She did want a fuck, after all!
The gentleman’s gentleman
“Ahem! Sorry, Madame, to intrude,”
Said the butler. “It’s just… might my duties include…?
Well, a man would be proud…
And I’m quite well endowed,
Should Madame, perchance, wish to be screwed.”