“So, I’ve got a big cunt,” she said. “Sue me!
It ain’t huge, it’s just kinda roomy…
Fuck off if you like…
Fuckin’ get on yer bike…
Or just do what yer fuckin’ like to me!”
Tag: big cunt
Rapacious
What a huge cock, she thought. Goodness gracious!
Her thoughts wild and horny, salacious…
The things he might do!
It might hurt her she knew…
But, thank goodness, her pussy was spacious!
The tilt of the kilt
“Och aye lad,” said Jock, patting his sporran.
“She’s bonny, that lass, though she’s foreign.
Big titties tae squeeze,
Honkin’ nipples bejeez!
And a fud like a wee rabbit warren!”
Motown
There was a young girl from Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit…
Tits as big as her head,
Knew her way round a bed,
Lovely arse, and a cunt like a quoit!
Give me excess of it
She’d end up with a cunt like a crater,
She figured. But later, much later…
Meanwhile, until then,
She’d keep on fucking men,
And her dildos and chunky vibrator!
Proportionality
So… like, black guys have huge fuckin’ cocks…
When they stick it in some poor girl’s box,
Like, it must do her harm…
It’s as big as her arm!
Black chicks must have, like, cunts like old socks!