No bull

An old weather-worn Narrabri ringer,
Renowned as a big bull-shit slinger,
To Nellie’s surprise
Slipped between her fat thighs,
What he’d promised: a fucking hum-dinger!

Gulp

One must say, in the fellow’s defence,
Her reluctance was mostly pretence.
He pressed on, nonetheless,
And she gulped and said yes,
Since his penis was fucking immense!