big cock – Page 2 – Pete's Limericks

Check… mate!

He was huge, he was hard, he was hot.
She, alas, had too tiny a twat.
They had reached an impasse,
Till she offered her arse,
Which, though virginal, took the whole lot!

Alley cat

Though it looked much too big for her belly,
By using petroleum jelly,
Determined to screw it,
Before she quite knew it,
She found it was right up her alley!

Eyes bigger than her belly

She said “God, though its big, I can take it!
You think it won’t fit, but I’ll make it,
With mucus and spit,
Though my fanny may split!
Stick it in, till I burst, or you break it!”

Madame Bovary

That adulterous slut, Madame Bovary
Could take it right up to the ovary.
To her lover she chuckled,
“My husband, fool cuckold,
Thinks he’s big, but he isn’t, so very!”

Mission accomplished

“It’s just more than I think I can bear!”
Cried Miss Argyle, “My fanny will tear!”
But so great was his ardour,
He only pressed harder,
And made it with inches to spare!

Trepidation

Said the shy and demure Miss Fay
With a cry of the utmost dismay,
“Though I’ve done it before,
And it’s not made me sore,
By it’s size, I’m concerned that this may!”

The best of intentions

‘Twas a straightforward fuck, and quite tame,
His intention was never to maim,
But his prick was so long,
And his thrust was so strong,
Her poor fanny was never the same!