big cock – Page 16 – Pete's Limericks

No such thing as bad publicity

The damn guy was a serial pest;
Even flashing his cock! (Not impressed).
It was pretty big, though…
She should give it a go…
Well, he wouldn’t say no, she’d have guessed!

The fitting room

It just fitted, delightfully tightly!
Her hymen did slow things down, slightly.
She didn’t mind much,
(Just some squealing and such).
“Good! That’s out of the way!” she said brightly.

Over the hump

It just fitted, delightfully tightly!
Her hymen impeded him slightly.
She didn’t mind much,
(Just some squealing and such);
“Well, that’s out of the way!” she said brightly.

The book and its cover

He was pimply and skinny and weasely,
Just one quick fuck, she thought,queasily.
Much to her shock,
He had quite a huge cock,
Which he slipped in delightfully easily!

For better or worse

Well, he’s certainly unprepossessing,
She thought, while the groom was undressing.
Except for his cock!
The young bride gasped in shock,
And then fainted, poor thing! (A kind blessing!)

The common touch

“God!” she thought. “E’er so low one has stooped!
Being fucked like a whore! Rather pooped.”
It quite beggared belief!
What a blessed relief,
When he came, and his huge pizzle drooped!

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Rigor mortis

The young whore peered into the coffin.
“Poor Shamus! He visited often.
A terrible shock!
Such a lovely big cock,
Which, I see, death’s done little to soften!”

Audacity

Though she did show a certain audacity,
One had to doubt her capacity,
Tiny and thin
To fit all of it in,
But she did, with grit, spit and tenacity!