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A predicament

Naked, hogtied, hung up on a pulley,
Legs spread, to expose her more fully…
She liked it, but, rough,
Them big dildos and stuff,
And his thick cock, of course, the big bully!

Author adminPosted on March 1, 2020Categories AOTags big cock, bondage, dildos, limerick

Pride cometh

It was mostly a matter of pride.
Though she said she’d had bigger, she’d lied…
The gargantuan brute, it
Might hurt, but she’d root it!
And did… though she damn near died!

Author adminPosted on February 26, 2020Categories AOTags big cock, limerick, root

Great expectations

His cock was fat, thick-veined and ugly.
“Big, ain’t it?” he smiled and said smugly.
He pushed in the head…
“God! No more, please!” she said,
But he did, and it all fitted snugly!

Author adminPosted on January 28, 2020Categories AOTags big cock, limerick

Paying the piper

When she looked, she was rather annoyed…
His big cock, which she’d always enjoyed…
It had taken a toll
On her poor battered hole…
Her damn cunt was completely destroyed!

Author adminPosted on January 20, 2020Categories AOTags big cock, cunt, limerick

Bad Santa

Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, fucking ho!
Wanna sit on my lap, girlie? No?
OK. What about Mum?
Slide that hot mummy bum
Down on Santa’s big cock. Way to go!

Author adminPosted on December 24, 2019December 24, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, bum, Christmas, limerick, Santa

All not lost

She suspected the guy was a phoney…
Undressed, he was pale and bony,
With holes in his socks…
But a prince among cocks…
Long and thick as a donkey or pony!

Author adminPosted on December 10, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, limerick

Little green men

The green men, in their big flying saucer,
Kidnapped her. They didn’t quite force her…
They each had two cocks…
Long and green, hard as rocks…
Gosh! she thought. Would her husband divorce her?

Author adminPosted on December 9, 2019December 9, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, limerick, UFO

A big ask

Bastard’s some kind of hairy great giant!
The whore stood there, arms crossed, defiant.
Cock down to his knees!
Wants a fuck, if you please!
Well this bitch ain’t too fuckin compliant!

Author adminPosted on December 6, 2019December 6, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, limerick, whore

The screamer

His huge cock was too big for her, really…
Fucking well did for her, nearly!
Strange as it seems,
Though, despite all the screams,
She enjoyed it immensely, quite clearly!

Author adminPosted on December 4, 2019December 4, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, limerick

Internal affairs

As she wrote late that night in her journal,
“Who’d ever have thought the old Colonel
Had such a big prick,
Or would give her a lick,
Before whacking it up her internal?”

Author adminPosted on October 13, 2019Categories AOTags big cock, big prick, lick, limerick

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