Faun

She was ravished, right there on her lawn,
By, believe it or not, a damn faun!
Goatish legs, goatish prick,
Long and wooly and thick…
Turned her cunt inside out, red and torn!

Cougar

Karen’s marriage has gone on the rocks…
She’s developed a taste for young jocks…
Basketballers are fun,
Horny friends of her son…
Just so long as they’ve got nice big cocks!

Swordplay

“God! Your cock’s too damn big to be true!
It’s like having a sword run me through!”
She cried, panting, wide-eyed,
“And it’s all up inside…
Though I thought it might split me in two!”

Vanity

The damn man was so vain and conceited!
He’d taken her in, lied and cheated!
“A big cock… my arse!”
She thought. “What a damn farce!”
Well, that’s one fuck that won’t be repeated.