God! How long can it take to disrobe?
One might ask, but then one mustn’t probe.
She’s been in there so long …
Perhaps something’s gone wrong.
A damn chap needs the patience of Job!
Tag: biblical limerick
Jezebel
By the window, dressed, waiting alone;
Death would come soon, by sword or by stone,
Pretty Jezebel knew.
“Pagan slut!” yelled Jehu,
Now you’re dogs-meat, bitch! Jump, or be thrown!”
Buyer beware
Since they hadn’t been caught in the act,
That she’d fucked wasn’t known for a fact.
A more suitable suitor
Was found than the rooter,
Her virtue, he thought, still intact.